Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Apparently The Women From Jersey Whore Have Problems...

It seems like Angelina and J-Woww both have not only the Clap but a raging case of "Haters Gonna Hate" syndrome. It appears that fellow disease bag, Snooki's appearance on WWE Monday Night Raw this past Monday has riled up the pigeon feathers of these two dirty birds. Please ladies, no fighting, we don't need to clean up your AID's infested blood. It's not our fault you chose to go to TNGay.... A. TNA.

Posted By: Rated_R(ob)KO 

Jeff Hardy Is On Drugs? You Don't Say!!!

"In a follow up from the incident at this past Sunday's TNA Victory Road pay-per-view, when Eric Bischoff entered the ring to change the stipulation for the Sting vs. Jeff Hardy match, he called an audible. Bischoff could be clearly seen saying things to both Hardy and Sting during his in-ring promo. According to TNA sources, Hardy had to be "held up" as he was brought though the gorilla position. Due to his condition before the main event, the call was made to change all main event plans. Hardy was stumbling badly on his way to the ring during his entrance and looked "completely out of it". As reported on Monday, Hardy was sent home by TNA from the iMPACT! TV tapings this week in Orlando, FL.

There are other reports stating that Hardy arrived to the iMPACT! Zone on Sunday way later than he was supposed to and was found laying on his back in a corner of a bathroom backstage. TNA management was frantically trying to find him before the main event. Jeff was nodding off and as noted above, had to be held up on his way to the arena for the main event. Sting was quiet backstage but visibly pissed off.
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Look, I'm no Mr. Science or anything but, I've done enough crap in my life to know that if you need to be physically held up to get to a ring 1.) He shouldn't have been there and 2.) He was on some major doses of clearly good stuff. I'm not saying I told you so but, I believe Mr. Hardy should start investing in some Diet Pepsi.

Posted By: Rated_R(ob)KO

Rey Mysterio Possibly Ready For "Spring Cleaning"??

It's that time again folks! THE 'E is cleaning out their garage, dusting everything off and placing it on tables for you to laugh at. Yes, it's time for the ever feared "Spring Cleaning" This is one of two times out to the year THE 'E cleans house. Who's first up to bat? Why, Good ol' Rey, Rey:

"Confirming! Did not ask 4 release!"

"Those that like me, u will have Rey 4 a good time&those that don't, well life isn't always sweet, 619 out!"

We all know theses are blatant lies brought to us by Rey Mysterio who as of late has suffered multiple injuries and appears to have taken up the food Matt Hardy no longer eats. Hope you have fun in Mexico Rey. Sin Cara will surely make sure he Western Union's you some money soon enough.



 Posted By: Rated_R(ob)KO